I'm a Swedish fish, stick me in your mouth I'll stick to your teeth, like I often do I'm Ahlgrens Bilar, I'll race you to the stomach Like all Tutti Frutti cars, I'm so good dusted in starch There's no Halloween without Swedish Candy Forget KInder eggs, kvikk lunsj, all imported shandy Only Sweden produces real candy Suck on my Danish allsorts, save the coconut till last Spit the licorice in your palm if you're American Kex chocolate makes you "happy", it crumbles all the way down Your pants, socks, carpet; and short-circuits your Roomba It's the hells creation, but damn it taste yum-yum There's no Halloween without Swedish Candy Forget KInder eggs, kvikk lunsj, all imported shandy Only Sweden produces real candy I know I include Denmark, but they are important to the elderly Bon-bon's is a staple item when you only have the gums left Finland puts tar in their chewing pastills 'n cough drops If you like peking tea it's like licking the same door knob There's no Halloween without Swedish Candy Forget KInder eggs, kvikk lunsj, all imported shandy Only Sweden produces real candy Damn it taste yum-yum There's no Halloween without Swedish Candy Forget KInder eggs, kvikk lunsj, all imported shandy Only Sweden produces real candy
