[chant, intro] Consumerism. Corporatism. Globalism. Escapism. Consumerism. Corporatism. Globalism. Escapism. Consumerism. Corporatism. Globalism. Escapism. Consumerism. Corporatism. Globalism. Escapism. [chorus] Click here, click me, don't you want me now? Hit the banner, tap the button, greatest price around. Black Friday every day, every day's a sale, You know that you don't want to miss out on this deal. [verse] Box Stores, Cable Boxes, Router boxes, package boxes, donation boxes, box trucks, box cars, boxing rings, Even in the box you call your room, you can't avoid the song that advertising sings: [verse] Buy me, buy now, buy it, buy out, Come and give me your money, please give me a handout. Do you want a trinket? No, of course not to own, I will lease it to you, month for month, to gild my made-in-China throne. [chorus] [verse] Gotta get the new one, gotta get the new one, 10% performance increase, only marginally more precise, It took no effort to produce, but has a 50% increase in price, [bridge] Everywhere, everything you see wants that extra quarter from your pocket, The things you want are cheaper than those you need, and even those things are skyrocket. And inflation is bad, don't you know, But we can't deflate because that screws over all those idiots who took out loans. Consumerism. Corporatism. Globalism. Escapism. [verse] Going once, going twice, sold to the Phillipines, You wanted work from home, but you forgot just what that means. If you can do your job from far away, Then you can do it for less pay, It's not personal against you, But the market do what it do, Everybody needs to get theirs, except for you. [verse] Isn't the world bad, just buy a new distraction, Don't spend too much time having fun, or you'll run out your subscription, And don't you dare to share your happiness with others unless you pay the price, Because Sony, Warner, and UMG will go after you like the antichrist. [end] [outro]
