[Verse] Ordered something new tonight Waitress Looked like she wanted to fight Menu said it was a delight But that first bite Please tip your waitstaff [Verse 2] Salty soup and soggy fries Chef’s special full of lies Bread was hard I chipped a tooth This ain’t food…That’s the truth Please Remember to tip your waitstaff [Chorus] Bad supper blues in my head Should’ve stayed home Got in bed Terrible meal Can’t forget This restaurant's my one regret And the sign said Please tip your waitstaff [Verse 3] Waiter said dessert’s the best Brought out some kind of mess Ice cream soup Cake like glue Why’d I pay for this fondue And that sign Please Tip your waitstaff [Chorus] Bad supper blues in my head Should’ve stayed home Got in bed Terrible meal Can’t forget This restaurant's my one regret And the sign said Please tip your waitstaff [Bridge] I’ll stick to takeout Play it safe Avoid this joint For mercy’s sake Stomach’s turning Felt like doom Never going back to that dining room
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