© AW 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙙 (English translations are below.) [Intro] 又到了一年一度的這一天…… 考績不能斷，優異是我的頭銜。 [Verse 1] 大公司的生存戰，報表堆積如山 打卡鐘在催促，每個人都急轉彎 外籍老闆 Michael Chen，臉色總是那麼寒 聽說今年的標準，比登天還要難 年度考績的壓力，讓人在門外打顫 [Pre-Chorus] 不過，我不怕這場考驗 我有一招不敗的秘密武器，準備上演 站在門前，深呼吸…… [Chorus] 只要解開襯衫的前兩顆鈕扣！ 這就是考績高分的終極密技！ 微微的傾斜，完美的弧線，這招屢屢奏效 老闆的視線瞬間失去定力！ 就算 KPI 差了一點，這招依然所向無敵 哦～小花出馬，『優異』印章馬上落地！ [Verse 2] 叩叩叩，推開門，「老闆你好，我是小花」 他推了推眼鏡，眼神不知該放哪 那些密密麻麻的數字，突然變得不複雜 嚴肅的 Michael，防線瞬間被融化 我的微笑加上「誠意」，這畫面太過如畫 [Pre-Chorus] 不能讓連續的紀錄中斷 我的秘密武器，就是這麼好辦 準備好迎接好消息了嗎？ [Chorus] 只要解開襯衫的前兩顆鈕扣！ 這就是考績高分的終極密技！ 微微的傾斜，完美的弧線，這招屢屢奏效 老闆的視線瞬間失去定力！ 就算 KPI 差了一點，這招依然所向無敵 哦～小花出馬，『優異』印章馬上落地！ [Bridge] 職場如戰場，要懂得善用兵器～ 一點點心機，一點點魅力，這就是成人的遊戲！ 你以為只靠努力？還是要懂點心理？ Ah~ Ah~ 這是辦公室的秘密～ [Chorus] 只要解開襯衫的前兩顆鈕扣！ (解開鈕扣！) 這就是考績高分的終極密技！ 微微的傾斜，完美的弧線，這招屢屢奏效 老闆的視線瞬間失去定力！ 就算 KPI 差了一點，這招依然所向無敵 哦～小花出馬，『優異』印章馬上落地！ [Outro] 「太好了！又成功了～」 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Office's Secret Weapon (The Two-Button Secret) [Intro] It’s that time of the year once again... My winning streak must go on; "Outstanding" is my middle name. [Verse 1] Corporate survival of the fittest, reports piled up to the sky The time clock is ticking, everyone's in a frantic overdrive Our expat boss Michael Chen, always wearing an icy glare Word is, this year's standards are harder than walking on air The pressure of the annual review has folks trembling outside his lair [Pre-Chorus] But fear not, this trial won't bring me down I've got an unbeatable secret weapon, ready to take the crown Standing at his door, I take a deep breath now... [Chorus] Just unfasten the top two buttons of my blouse! That’s the ultimate cheat code to bring down the house! A slight lean forward, the perfect curve, the trick is flawlessly done The boss's laser focus is instantly undone! Even if my KPIs took a hit, this tactic is an absolute champ Oh~ Little Flower steps up, and BAM goes the "Outstanding" stamp! [Verse 2] Knock, knock, knock, pushing open the door, "Hi Boss, it's Little Flower." He pushes up his glasses, his eyes suddenly losing their power Those dizzying metrics and spreadsheets instantly lose their bite Strict old Michael’s defenses melt entirely out of sight My sweet smile paired with "pure sincerity"—it’s a picture-perfect delight! [Pre-Chorus] I simply can't let my winning streak end My secret weapon is the easiest rule to bend Are you ready for the good news, my friend? [Chorus] Just unfasten the top two buttons of my blouse! That’s the ultimate cheat code to bring down the house! A slight lean forward, the perfect curve, the trick is flawlessly done The boss's laser focus is instantly undone! Even if my KPIs took a hit, this tactic is an absolute champ Oh~ Little Flower steps up, and BAM goes the "Outstanding" stamp! [Bridge] The workplace is a battlefield, you gotta know your artillery~ A little cunning, a dash of charm, welcome to the grown-up game of glory! You thought hard work was enough? Honey, you need some applied psychology! Ah~ Ah~ That’s the ultimate office mystery~ [Chorus] Just unfasten the top two buttons of my blouse! (Unbutton!) That’s the ultimate cheat code to bring down the house! A slight lean forward, the perfect curve, the trick is flawlessly done The boss's laser focus is instantly undone! Even if my KPIs took a hit, this tactic is an absolute champ Oh~ Little Flower steps up, and BAM goes the "Outstanding" stamp! [Outro] "Nailed it! Another year, another win~" © AW 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙙
