[Intro — fiddle, banjo, boot stomps] Well, he’s tall, he’s strong And a little bit rowdy— What? I’m talkin’ ’bout the horse. [Verse 1] Daddy said, “Girl, that one’s hard to handle” I said, “That’s okay, I like a little gamble” Threw my leg over, settled in tight Figured I could probably ride him all night He likes to buck when I pull on the reins Gets all worked up when I call his name Everybody watching said, “Girl, be careful!” I just smiled and grabbed another handful— Of mane! Good Lord, y’all. [Pre-Chorus] Easy now, baby, nice and slow Wait—wait—wait— I said WHOA! He heard LET’S GO! [Chorus] Giddy up, horsey, don’t you quit on me I like a wild one underneath my knees Hold on tight when he starts gettin’ rowdy Mama always said I could handle a stallion proudly Giddy up, horsey, give me all you got Little bit faster when we hit that spot— [Band stops] On the trail! Lord have mercy. [Band crashes back in] Giddy-giddy, giddy up, horsey! Ride, ride, ride! [Verse 2] He was breathing heavy, working up a sweat We ain’t even hit the halfway marker yet I leaned in close, whispered in his ear “Keep that rhythm going, sugar, we’re almost there” He picked up speed and I bounced in the saddle That’s when things got a little hard to handle Hat flew off, hair came down Still held on when he went to town— [Spoken] DOWNtown. We were riding downtown. Y’all need church. [Pre-Chorus] Easy now, baby, nice and slow There he goes again— I said WHOA! He heard LET’S GO! [Chorus] Giddy up, horsey, don’t you quit on me I like a wild one underneath my knees Hold on tight when he starts gettin’ rowdy Mama always said I could handle a stallion proudly Giddy up, horsey, give me all you got Little bit faster when we hit that spot— [Band stops] On the trail! What did YOU think I meant? [Band crashes back in] Giddy-giddy, giddy up, horsey! Ride, ride, ride! [Bridge — half-time country breakdown] Some girls like ’em gentle Some girls like ’em tame I like one with horsepower And a pedigree name I don’t mind a long ride I can stay on all night Just give me good reins And I’ll hold on tight [Spoken — dead silence] It. Is. A. HORSE. [Fiddle scream / huge final chorus] GIDDY UP, HORSEY, DON’T YOU QUIT ON ME! I like a wild one underneath my knees Hold on tight, let him kick up dust If he’s built for the ride, then he’s built for us Giddy up, horsey, give me all you got Little bit faster when we hit that spot— [Entire band stops] ON. THE. TRAIL. [Spoken] I swear, every one of y’all is nasty. [Final hoedown] Giddy-giddy, giddy up, horsey! Giddy-giddy, giddy up, go! Giddy-giddy, giddy up, horsey! Whoa, whoa, WHOA! [Horse whinny] [Spoken] …good boy. [Band sting] ***Lyrics by: touché*** ©️2026
