[Intro] Yeah... I found a rock... [Verse 1] Out behind the 7-Eleven, by the dumpster in the rain Kicked a muddy little fella, picked him up, he felt the same He's got some dirt in his crevices, a little moss on his side But when I hold him in my pocket, man, I feel like I could fly He's not shiny, he's not special, ain't no diamond in disguise Just a regular ol' rock, but he's honest with his eyes I said "Hey buddy, whatcha thinkin'?" and I swear he said "Not much" That's when I knew I'd found my brother from another mother’s touch [Chorus] I found a rock! (I found a rock!) He's my best friend, we don't talk a lot I found a rock! (I found a rock!) Dirty little fella, but I love him an awful lot People stare like I'm a freak show, point and whisper, "Dude's lost his pluck!" But me and my rock, we just keep on walkin', don't give a single... [Verse 2] Took him to the grocery store, put him in the shopping cart Cashier said "Sir, that's a rock," I said "Mind your own business, lady." We went to the movies, got two tickets, one for him, one for me Sat in the back row, shared some popcorn, he just sat there quietly I tell him 'bout my problems, how the world is full of clowns He don't judge, he don't answer, just sits there and holds it down When I'm lonely late at night, I put him on my pillowcase Stroke his bumpy little surface, fall asleep with a smile on my face [Chorus] I found a rock! (I found a rock!) He's my best friend, we don't talk a lot I found a rock! (I found a rock!) Dirty little fella, but I love him an awful lot They call me creepy, they call me weird, they say I need some help But my rock don't need no battery, he just sits there and he melts... my... heart... [Bridge] Sometimes I think he whispers secrets from the ancient earth Millions of years just chillin', now he's mine for what it's worth They can have their dogs and girlfriends, their fancy cars and phones I got a chunk of earth that will never leave me alone... [Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] I found a rock! (I found a rock!) Don't need nobody else, no sir, not one bit I found a rock! (I found a rock!) If you don't like it you can take a hike I found a rock! (I found a rock!) Me and my buddy 'til the end of time Dirty rock, my dirty rock... you're doin' just fine... [Outro] Yeah... that's my guy... We're gonna go get some tacos... You want anything, rock? ...That's what I thought. © Chrome Station 2026 All Rights Reserved
