Hello boys and girls and welcome to the Piff Show. And today on the Piff Show. I'm going to sing you a very funny story. About how one fish can be so messy and silly. My name is Piff and i'm the leader of a band. A colorful underwater band called the Piffettes. These fish girls travel with me throughout the sea. And we perform all sorts of songs. And make people laugh. Such as this one little song. This song is titled 'Toot on the Seat' It's about what I do on the seat. Which is go toot toot toot toot. It's a funny fishy song. When i'm swimming in the bathroom . And I need to let loose fishy buisness. I sit down and I daddle on the seat. I go toot, toot toot, toot, toot. I toot toot and deedle and daddle on the seat. I make funny tooty noises and toot on the seat. Toot, on the seat, oops I made a mess. Oops, Piff made a mess. 'Seat go wheee' 'Fish go wheeeee' I go wheeeee on the seat And the seat go wheeee. Seat go up and down. I toot on the seat, toot on the seat. Toot on the seat, toot on the seat. I'm such a silly fishy because I made a mess. I make bombs on the seat. I make bombs on the seat. The fish goes wheee, seat goes whee. Seat goes wheeeee, seat goes wheeee. And those humans, oh those humans. The humans say 'poor seat'. The humans say that poor seat. 'That poor seat' 'That poor seat' Do not be silly humans, it's just one seat. I deedle on the seat, i daddle on the seat. I toot on the seat and I toot on the seat. I am tooting and a tooting and letting off bombs. As I go bomb on the seat. I go deedle and daddle. I deedle and daddle and go leedle leedle leedle lee. Leedle leedle lee lee, seat go up and seat go whee. Ooops, that was my fault I left a mess on the seat. I left a goopy ball on my seat. Seat go whee, seat go wheee. Oh dear me, there goes the seat. Silly humans, it's just a seat. A seat cannot have feelings. A seat cannot feel pain. It's just a seat. Oops I made a mess on the seat. The seat is crying, poor seat. Don't cry for the seat. He'll get better. Oops, there goes the seat. The seat goes whee, Piff goes whee. Oops there is another mess on the seat. There's a mess on the seat, a mess on the seat. Oops oops there is a mess on the seat. It's a big old mess in the bathroom and a mess on the seat. A big slippy sliding mess on the seat. And now the seat has seen it all. Poor seat, poor seat. They all say that poor seat. And now you know what I do on the seat. I deedle and deedle on the seat. And I make the seat go whee. Seat go whee, seat go whee. Oops, there goes the seat. Oops there goes the seat. Oops there goes the seat, seat goo whee. Seat go whee, oh that poor seat. That poor seat. 'The seat seat just went wheee' I deedle on the seat, i'm tooting on the seat. Toot toot on the seat. And now the seat is really mad. Poor seat. That poor seat has been deedled. It has been daddled. I have made a mess on the seat. I made a mess on the seat. That poor seat. And now it is time for the grand masterpiece. I am going to take you on the Piff Bus. For one more adventure. Buckle up everyone, for the next adventure is coming up. The next desination is the funny fish party. See you all there.
