[intro] Blue screen... Black screen... Loading... ...Fine. Guess we're doing this again. [verse 1] Something flickered, something froze, What it was? Nobody knows. Could've been a driver, could've been RAM, Could've been a cosmic scam. Forums say, "Run SFC." Reddit says, "It's DNS." BIOS update? Registry? No thanks—that sounds like stress. [pre-chorus] I'm four clicks from surrender, Five from sweet relief. There's one solution That has never failed me... [chorus] Format C! Wipe it clean! Another fresh install machine! Windows boots, I'm feeling wise... 'Til tomorrow's new surprise! A thousand times, I've learned nothing! Ctrl-Alt-Delete my suffering! Every problem looks the same— Reinstall... ...and start again! [verse 2] Spent three hours downloading Steam, Forgot my password in between. GPU drivers, chipset too, Now Windows says, "Restart for you." OneDrive's syncing all my junk, Desktop icons in a clump. Wallpaper's back, Hope restored... Wait... Why's there no audio anymore? [pre-chorus] Could troubleshoot... Could read the logs... Could diagnose... Aw, screw it. [chorus] Format C! Wipe it clean! Another factory-fresh routine! New desktop, Fresh and bright... Until it breaks tomorrow night! A thousand times, I've learned nothing! I'm outstanding at destroying something! If it crashes, that's my cue— Install Windows... Version twenty-two! [bridge] People speak in acronyms: DISM... CHKDSK... BCD... They sound like ancient wizardry. You call it maintenance, I call it fate. The USB is on my keychain. I've already accepted Who I am. [final chorus] Format C! Wipe it clean! It's practically a hobby, mean. Fresh install, Brand-new start... Short-term fix for a long-term heart. A thousand times! And here's the twist— I've got the ISO on a stick. Maybe someday I'll learn the cause... ...Nah. I'll just reinstall because... [outro] Formatting drive... Copying files... Installing features... Installing updates... Installing updates... Installing updates... "...Restart required." ...You've got to be kidding me. [end]
