[Verse 1] O golden spots in morning’s hue, And denim worn but ever true, Her tail sweeps wide, her laughter flies, And I am captive to her eyes. Her fur be coarse, yet sweet to feel, Her stride more sure than tempered steel; Her locks, a stream of violet flame, All earthly crowns are put to shame. [Chorus] Golden spots and denim blue, Scuzzy, all my thoughts are you. Golden spots, her laughter bright, Doth turn the shadow into light. Golden spots, the heavens ring, Scuzzy’s name I'll ever sing. [Verse 2] Full deep she quaffs, she drains the bowl, She laughs and swears with merry soul. The claymore black she swings with pride, A thousand spirits scream inside. The skeletal host before her falls, The earth itself her thunder calls. Her voice shall rattle stone and bone, Yet still she claims my stripes her own. [Chorus] Golden spots and denim blue, Scuzzy, all my thoughts are you. Golden spots, her laughter bright, Doth turn the shadow into light. Golden spots, the heavens ring, Scuzzy’s name I'll ever sing. [Verse 3] Her kiss will bite, her teeth will show, It shames me sore, yet I love it so. Her tail betwixt my loins doth stray, And all my reason melts away. Lo, when she climbeth o’er my frame, I cry her name, I cry her name; Her hips do grind, her breath is flame, Thus ballads rise to spread her fame. [Bridge] O hear my hurdy-gurdy sound, Her legend echoes all around. No troubadour nor minstrel true, Could sing the half she is, to you. [Chorus] Golden spots and denim blue, Scuzzy, all my thoughts are you. Golden spots, her laughter bright, Doth turn the shadow into light. Golden spots, the heavens ring, Scuzzy’s name I'll ever sing.
