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One Sat Slapper

Verse 1 I made a video, gave it my all, Waiting for the sats to fall. Then I see it… what’s on the map? Just one sat — it’s a slap! Chorus He’s a one sat slapper, cheeky little tapper, Sendin’ just a penny, like it really even matters. One sat slapper, funny but it stings, Throw me more sats man, make my wallet sing! Verse 2 Showin’ some love, or is it a joke? Is that a boost, or just a poke? Tiny zap, but I’ll clap back, One sat feels like a smack! Chorus (repeat) She’s a one sat slapper, cheeky little tapper, Sendin’ just a penny, like it really even matters. One sat slapper, funny but it stings, Throw me more sats man, make my wallet sing! One sat? Slap! — Two sats? Snap! Three sats? Better, but I still want a stack! Zap it up, don’t hold back, Send me some lovin', not a little whack! One sat slapper, cheeky little tapper, We’re laughin’ while we zap it, ‘cause the sats come after. One sat slapper, yeah it’s just a game, Don' be like that man, live up to your name!