[spoken in robot voice] Enter the only remaining space tank from the intergalactic war of 2047 We call it the Honky Tank Humans may not initiate conversation and must stay on their bar stool or the dance floor and be accompanied by an android at all times [verse1] I thought the future would be different but here we go again Hearing all that bullshit just like I did back then The only difference now that it's not from a man The lines are from a robot and I'm like damn It spouted off that BS I’ve heard it all before Claimed it’s a feat of automation With galactic awards [Chorus] I'm hearing that mechanical bull It keeps spouting that mechanical bull Came here for a good time but I'm feeling like a fool Listening to mechanical bull It said I am the prettiest girl it has ever seen. Those are big, big words from a little machine. Time to make my exit, but the droids are at the door, so I take myself out on the dance floor. [female voice rap] [use futuristic stylings] Vickie Jo has been performing here since 2042 I could always count on her to know just what to do She was rocking that old microphone while dancing on the bar and stopped the song to tell the robot with that bull it won’t get far She hollered Get this girl a real man she always got my back A cowboy’s packing something a rusty robot lacks [Chorus] I'm hearing that mechanical bull Won’t stop talking that mechanical bull Cornered by a robot while it’s bragging like a fool Stuck Listening to mechanical bull Mechanical bull [vocal reset-high intensity]right on cue a tall dark human shuffled in Somehow he got past the droids looking hot as sin He told that smack talking box of bolts his lines would never win He reached for his laser, Fired off one shot sparks started flying till the robot shorted out. [outro in female voice] That sexy cowboy conquered the Mechanical Bull [Robotic] No more mechanical bull
