There's cocaine in the whitehouse, that ain't nothing new You should have seen the place back in 1982 Nancy just said no, but they all said yes Everybody knew, that teddy Kennedy had the best Chorus: Co-Co-Caine in the whitehouse Co-co-Caine in the west wing Co-Co-Caine in the whitehouse Just how much coke did Hunter bring I saw Chuck Shumer with a straw I met AOC in the stall We all had big ole fun Cuz Hunter brought a ton There's cocaine in the whitehouse for us all Chorus They said he brought enough for an army They said he brought enough to fill the sea But when I asked him for a little He said there wasn’t enough for me Chorus I was gonna meet him out back by the dumpster But he never showed and I was shocked to see The secret service grabbing on my jacket And planting Hunters cocaine on me Chorus
