🐸 Ribbit, Ribbit, Ridiculous!

[Intro: spoken over jungle sounds] I said, “Just sit there and look adorable.” They formed a band. They ate the drummer. The drummer was a fly. [Beat drop] RIBBIT! [Verse 1] Purple-star frog practices its evil stare, Gets a leaf stuck to its bum—leaves it there. Dragon frog bellows from a throne of moss, Falls off the log. Still thinks it’s the boss. Gold-diamond bouncer is dressed to impress, Lets in a twig: “That’s a fabulous dress!” Pink-heart diva takes a rose-petal bow, Tartan starts the bagpipes—don’t ask me how! [Pre-Chorus] Raise those toes, let the good times roll! Somebody put a snail on crowd control! [Chorus] Ribbit, ribbit, ridiculous! Tiny little frogs making WAY too much fuss! Hop to the left, bounce to the right, Make the whole pond wobble tonight! Pink, red, purple, blue and gold, Too much sparkle for a pond to hold! Ribbit, ribbit, living large— TEN SMALL FROGS AND NOBODY IN CHARGE! [Post-Chorus: croaked gang chant] Hop-hop! Oh no! There goes the banjo! Splish-splash! Don’t stop! Someone get the snail a mop! [Verse 2] Spiky little rocker hits a high-pitched squeak, A beetle throws a petal: “BEST SHOW ALL WEEK!” Gamer frog shouts, “PRESS X TO CROAK!” Rage-quits a lily pad: “THIS GAME IS BROKE!” Pineapple frog brings a pizza to share, Blue-and-gold royalty calls it a chair. Blossom-green panda looks sweet as can be, Starts a conga line straight up a tree! [Pre-Chorus] Dewdrops swinging like disco balls, The snail’s on break. They’re climbing the walls! [Chorus] Ribbit, ribbit, ridiculous! Tiny little frogs making WAY too much fuss! Hop to the left, bounce to the right, Make the whole pond wobble tonight! Pink, red, purple, blue and gold, Too much sparkle for a pond to hold! Ribbit, ribbit, living large— TEN SMALL FROGS AND NOBODY IN CHARGE! [Bridge: slow, tender music-box lullaby] Ten little jewels, all tucked in tight, Finally quiet. Finally night. I close my eyes. The forest sleeps… [Spoken whisper] Why is that mushroom counting beats? [Bagpipes begin in the distance] [Spoken shout] WHO TAUGHT THEM BAGPIPES?! [Wild bagpipe solo; huge beat drop] [Final Chorus: bigger, joyous gang vocals] Ribbit, ribbit, ridiculous! Tiny little frogs making WAY too much fuss! Hop to the left, bounce to the right, Wake the whole jungle up tonight! Pink, red, purple, blue and gold, Too much sparkle for a pond to hold! Ribbit, ribbit, living large— TEN SMALL FROGS AND NOBODY IN CHARGE! [Final chant] Hop-hop! Big dreams! Tiny frogs with fog machines! Splish-splash! Encore! WHO JUST ORDERED TWENTY MORE?! [Outro: spoken, exhausted but affectionate] I love my frogs. I really do. [Tiny frog voice] After-party?