(Intro) “Okay… just a nice, calm, wholesome activity…” …famous last words. (Verse 1) Got my paints all lined up neat, Little eggs all clean and sweet, Brush in hand, I’m feeling chill, This is gonna go… downhill 😅 Dab of blue, a splash of red, Oops, that’s now upon my head, Tiny dots turn giant streaks— Why’s there paint upon my cheeks?! (Pre-Chorus) Glitter open—big mistake… Now it’s everywhere I shake… (Chorus) It’s an egg decorating disaster! Everything’s getting messier faster, Paint on the table, paint on the floor, Paint on things that weren’t there before! Glitter explosions, colours collide, There’s no control, I’ve lost my pride, Started off calm, clean, and sweet… Now it’s chaos in pastel defeat! (Verse 2) Tried to draw a bunny face, Now it looks… like outer space, One eye here, one eye there— Why’s it staring? That’s not fair 😳 Knocked the yellow, spilled the green, This is not what I had seen, Handprints on the kitchen wall… I didn’t mean to… do that at all… (Pre-Chorus) Step back—CRACK! Oh no, oh no… That was my best egg below 😭 (Chorus) It’s an egg decorating disaster! Brushes flying faster and faster, Water cups tipped, colours all blend, This might be where sanity ends! Sticky fingers, glitter rain, I will never clean again, What began as Easter cheer… Is a masterpiece of fear! (Bridge) Who put glitter in my hair?! Why’s there purple everywhere?! Why’s the dog now slightly blue?! I swear that wasn’t meant to do! 🐶😆 (Breakdown) One last egg… I’ll get it right… Careful… steady… light touch… … SPLAT. (Final Chorus) It’s the ultimate decorating disaster! Couldn’t have gone any faster, Eggs are broken, paint’s gone wild, Somehow I’ve regressed to a child 😂 But honestly… it’s kinda fun… Even if the eggs are done, Next year I’ll be calm and neat… (Yeah right 😏 let’s repeat!)
