“Are you the defendant?” the Judge wants consent I’m here under duress and threats I’m not going to relent To act as surety for the name who’s not me I want to stay out of your clutches you see What gobbledygook are you spouting now!! The Judge thundered down with a wrinkled brow Maybe it is, I said so calmly But the issue is.. they meant to harm ME We have already agreed it’s out of this court So why are we here now is this all for nought You’ve no jurisdiction over me now The deal is done the plaintiff said “Wow” They refused to settle and I wanted to meet They said no and did a hasty retreat Do I not have the right like in 2:25 Of Matthew the disciple who says to you Settle with your brother make sure you don’t fail Lest the judge cuts you down and sends you to jail Get out of court! the justice declared “you’re not wise” To the council who looked really scared They looked so embarassed the court day was over They had to meet me to talk it over Then I made a mistake and quickly said sorry My humblest apologies I was in a hurry Please forgive me Your Honour and let me stay free Kick me in the shins or in the knee If I do it again The judge offered me “You’ve a right to do that” I said Thank you Your Honour but I won’t wear that cap I’ll reserve all my rights and save my neck from your little trap He said, You don’t need to apologise for that You’re only human, how about that? Your Honour I know I don’t need to say “my bad” But I’m happy I did and very very glad I’m not a monster a human being I’m a man who is living and thriving and seeing You think you’re a bank was his angry reply Am I not in the business of banking and buy? The Bill of Exchange Act 1908 in part 4 section 2 says a body of persons who are banking their money incorporated or unincorporated Isn’t that funny? The judge just sat there and scratched his head He knew I was right and he wanted me dead I’ll hold you for contempt if you say that again My humblest apologies Your Honour correct me then Or were you threatening me!!! Oh no he said I didn’t think I erred, so I’ll hold up my head I don’t have a plea to enter today If you do it for me then I guess that’s ok Another will wear the cost of the order today “So do as you please Your Honour” I say The agreement was settled on the way to this place So are we done here Your Honour Do you want to save face? So let’s wind this up now am I free to go The judge dismissed it ‘Get out of my court!!” and don't come back!!" And don't come back...and don't come back!!
