[Inspired by Just lose it by Eminem] [Intro: Eminem] [Produced By: Dr. Dre] [Vocals: Eminem from "Fack"] [Vocal Delivery: Playful Bounce] "Haha, Slim Shady back, baby! Where the fuck the mamis at?!" (*Whistles*) "Damn, this salsa got me feelin’ some type of way! [Verse: Eminem] [Vocal Delivery: Goofy Flow] I walk up in the club like a washed-up legend, Still gettin' Latina cheeks clappin' in my section! She said, "Shady, we wannabe fukn' you!" — I said, "Ay caramba!" Now she grindin’ on my lap like she mixin’ chimichanga! "Uhhh im commmin'" Hot sauce drippin’ down her tongue, lips like Sofía, Told her, "Let me dip my fuckin’ chip," she said, "Ay, Dios mío!" Oops, I slipped, spilled salsa on her Gucci, Now she mad, but still bouncin’ like a lowrider coochie! (*Record Scratch*) WAIT— Why the FUCK am I rappin’ on a reggaeton beat?! Oh right, ‘cause every rapper now just copies Bad Bunny! Tryna find a Latina who ain’t tryna finesse me, But every time I date one, she steal my FUCKIN ’ Grammy! [Chorus: Latin Female & Eminem] [Vocal Delivery: Duo] My salsa! (Ooh, FUCK!) My salsa! (Shake that ass, uh!) My salsa! (Too hot, whoa!) My salsa! (Drip, drip—ON MY DICK, BITCH!) My salsa! (Ooh, FUCK!) My salsa! (Shake that ass, uh!) My salsa! (Too hot, whoa!) My salsa! (Drip, drip—ON MY DICK, BITCH!) [Verse: Eminem] [Vocal Delivery: Comedic Flow] My Salsa, salsa, spicy and thick, Got a bad Latina, she ridin’ my DICKK! (¡Ay, papi!) Shake, dip, bounce, roll, lid down the pole! (Wait, what?!) Told that bitch ‘My Salsa’ is what i like more Wait, hold up, lemme check my DMs real quick— (*Clicks phone*) Damn, Rosalia just sent me a pic! (WHAT THE FUCK?!) Oops!—guess I leaked it, call my lawyer on speed dial, Now I’m gettin’ canceled for a freestyle about pico de gallo! (HAHA!) Look—she got a BBL thicker than my lawsuit files, Shakin' so hard, knocked over my Taco Bell mild! She said, "Dame lo papi!" — I said, "BITCH, you crazy?!" Got a wife at home, and she’ll whoop my ASS daily! [Chorus: Slim Shady-Style, Catchy Layered Vocals, Live Brass Stabs] My salsa! (Ooh, yeah!) My salsa! (Shake that ass, uh!) My salsa! (Too hot, whoa!) My salsa! (Drip, drip—on my DICKKK, OH!) My salsa! (Ooh, yeah!) My salsa! (Shake that ass, uh!) My salsa! (Too hot, whoa!) My salsa! (Drip, drip—on my DICKKK, OH!) [Bridge: Slim Shady-Style, Melodic Sarcastic Flow, Deep Bass Hits] Mamacitas, shake that ASS, don’t stop! (Uh!) Margaritas spillin’ on your crop tops! (BOING!) Guacamole drippin’ down your thick thighs! (*drip, drip*) If you love spicy meat, baby, come ride! (AYE!) "Oh SHIT, why’s my DICKKK tinglin’? Yo—this salsa doin’ somethin’ to me!" [Verse 3: Slim Shady-Style, Unhinged Chaotic Flow, Snare Rolls] FUCK it—I just poured Cholula on my DICKK for fun, Now my SHIT burnin’ worse than Usher in ‘01! Shakira said she single—BITCH, I ain’t dumb, You just tryna dodge taxes, girl, leave me FUCKING alone! "OH GOD—OH FUCK—THIS SALSA TOO STRONG—" They say, "Slim, you too old for this perverted SHIT," I said, "SO?! Your abuela still TWERKIN ’ to this!" (OOOH!) FUCK a rock band, my salsa’s the SHIT! (Yeah!) Got these mamis in a frenzy, watch ‘em lick their lips! (Ayy!) They don’t care about guitars or drums, BITCH, please— They just wanna ride Slim like they work at Mickey D’s! (Sliding down Slim’s D!) [Instrumental Interlude: Live Rhythm Section, Spanish Guitar, Brass Stabs] [Chorus: Slim Shady-Style, Catchy Layered Vocals, Live Brass Stabs] My salsa! (Ooh, yeah!) My salsa! (Shake that ass, uh!) My salsa! (Too hot, whoa!) My salsa! (Drip, drip—on my DICKKK, OH!) My salsa! (Ooh, yeah!) My salsa! (Shake that ass, uh!) My salsa! (Too hot, whoa!) My salsa! (Drip, drip—on my DICKKK, OH!) [Outro: Slim Shady-Style, Comedic Exit, Hard Kicks and Snares] "HAHA! I told y’all I was comin’ back, BITCHES!" 2025 Slim Shady—Billboard charts, I OWN THIS SHIT! Now somebody bring me a FUKIN’ burrito, I’m starving! Yeah add Burrito to my band... [END]
