[Intro – Spoken, smooth Italian accent with echo] “Pronto? No, I can’t talk now… I’m in the middle of… ITALO DISCO.” [Verse 1] You said "Ciao" and stole my pizza You danced away in my Fiat Ibiza With neon pants and plastic hair You disappeared into thin air I chased you through the discoteca You wore a cape — mamma che scena! I screamed your name into the fog You turned and said, “Let’s snog!” [🎶 Chorus – Super catchy, call-and-response style] 🎶 Ciao – this is Italo Disco! Love on the dance floor, molto fresco! 🎶 Ciao – don’t you dare say goodbye! We boogie ‘til we touch the sky! [Verse 2] You bring your cat to karaoke You call me “bello” when you're jokey You DJ using pasta shells Your eyeliner has WiFi spells You typed “Ti amo” in MS Paint And wore cologne called “Euro Saint” You said, “Mi manchi, sei il mio tipo” I said, “Let’s dance… to Giorgio’s B-side track ‘Neon Hippo’” [🎶 Chorus – even sillier, more dramatic] 🎶 Ciao – this is Italo Disco! We cry and laugh like an old San Remo! 🎶 Ciao – don't care what people say! We do the robot anyway! [Bridge – Spoken, theatrical whisper] “Mi hai lasciato… ma hai lasciato anche… la tua playlist.” …and now… I dance… alone. [Final Chorus – Choir of synths + robot voice harmony] 🎶 Ciao – this is Italo Disco! Our hearts go boom like Vesuvio! 🎶 Ciao – you glitch like an Atari But I still love you… molto bizzarri! [Outro – vocoder fades out slowly] Ciao... this is… Italo… Dis-co... ...Reboot... complete.
