[Verse] Stripey shirt with a matching cap Big black sack for his nightly nap Tiptoes quiet in the midnight chill That’s our man Burglar Bill [Prechorus] Knock knock He don’t care He’s got that sneaky Stealthy flair [Chorus] Who’s that creeping down the hill It’s Burglar Bill It’s Burglar Bill Stealing toast and teapots still It’s Burglar Bill It’s Burglar Bill [Verse 2] Moonlight glints on his polished shoes Pinstripe trousers Midnight hues One eye squints as he scopes the scene What a rascal What a fiend [Prechorus] Cupboards Closets Drawers ajar He’s nicked your jam and your cookie jar [Chorus] Who’s that creeping down the hill It’s Burglar Bill It’s Burglar Bill Swiping hats and clocks at will It’s Burglar Bill It’s Burglar Bill
