[INTRO — spoken over funky bass] If you wanna know what is wrong today All you gotta do is Look at the WNBA Hey! Hey! Hey! ⸻ [VERSE 1] A white girl brought some love Lots of talent No shove Black girls got envy Blame racism And claim the day ’Cause woke mutha fuckas Run the WNBA Media know da truth But that don’t matter When agenda is the play Truth don’t stand a chance In da WNBA American Karen woke dance Don’t believe me? Just watch! ⸻ [PRE-CHORUS — BUILD] We need the bling woke lane That blue, black, red and green And white then red Then red then black BLACK! We need the bling woke lane That blue, black, red and green And white then red Then red then black BLACK! ⸻ [BREAKDOWN — MUSIC STOPS] STOP! Wait a minute! Hmm? Is that a dude In the WNBA? I swear! Does this madness ever end? Pulling it off In the big city? ⸻ [VERSE 2] Girl thinks he not a dude But Saturday night His shorts are tight Are those balls? Don’t believe me? JUST WATCH! Hey! Hey! Hey! They bringing the brothers out! ⸻ [CHORUS] They want to upside Dunk you up! UPSIDE! Dunk you up! It should be ladies’ night And the viewing’s right How. Do. They. FUCK THIS UP? Fuck this up? UPSIDE! Fuck this up! Don’t believe me? JUST WATCH! ⸻ [VERSE 3] You grow with a dick It ain’t no mental ball trick Three legs should mean no play In da WNBA It’s supposed to be a lady’s right To shower at night After playing away In the WNBA To have their feelings Right? Don’t believe me? JUST WATCH! ⸻ [FINAL BREAKDOWN — HALF TIME] It’s time to return To judging based on merit Not mind control Back to the ’80s Before it all fell apart WE WARNED YOU! Before it all fell apart Don’t believe me… Don’t believe me… DON’T BELIEVE ME— ⸻ [FINAL CHORUS — FULL BAND] They want to upside Dunk you up! UPSIDE! Dunk you up! It should be ladies’ night And the viewing’s right How. Do. They. FUCK THIS UP? Fuck this up? UPSIDE! Fuck this up! Don’t believe me? JUST WATCH! HEY! HEY! HEY! JUST WATCH!
