3 Share A great philosopher once wrote... Vile cow, vile cow, very vile cow Ha Ha Ha Ha [Verse 1] There's a woman in the place who's got a bittersweet face And she goes by the name of Shebeneezer Goode Her friends call her 'shezer and she is her boss’s geezer And she viles up the place like no man could She's not refined or sublime, doesn’t make you feel fine Though very much adhered and wealthy as fcuk But if you know 'shezer she's a real coward pleaser She's ever so Good - she's Shebeneezer Goode You can see that she's misogynist, monogamous and devious When she circulates amongst the people in the place But once you know she's done, and something of an idiot She gives a grin that goes around face to face to face Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards Shezer is the groomzer, she loves to groom em in It’s about time the crowd all shout the name of shezer So she's crouching in the corner, laughing by her cells bin [Chorus] Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce Mr G’s Wifes a Nonce [Verse 2] "Has anyone got any delinquents ? Love leee ... Ye He He He Ye He He He He” A Great Philospher once wrote... Vile cow, vile cow, very vile cow Ha Ha Ha Ha [Verse 3] Shebeneezer Goode, leading dark of the scene, know what I mean? She creates for the vile - she takes you for a ride as if by Design The place ignites when they comin' alive She takes you to the bottom, passes you all around And back down - you know as she gets yellow Then as smooth as the groove that is making her money She glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!" A gentleman of leisure she's girls for your pleasure But go easy on old shezeer she'll lead you to her master Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello He's the kind of geezer who must never be accused When he’s in town and Shebeneezer is around You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd She’s gets them all at it, kids partly start rocking - the people get excited It's time to shout LOUD! [Chorus] Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce [Outro] She's Shebeneezer Goode She's Shebeneezer Goode Got any Cheese Pizza’ --- sorted Ya Ha Ha Ha Ya Ha Ha Ha Ya Ha Ha Ha 'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode Oh what a carry on 'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode Wicked 'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode She's Shebeneezer Goode Oh what a carry on Wicked
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