Shine of the Bald King

(Male Verse 1) In halls of Twitch, a legend dwells, A champion of Azeroth's hells. Oh Asmongold, Asmongold! On his baldness his monitor brightly tells. (Female Verse 2) AAAAAAAAA! He speaks on topics he doesn't know, Causing outrage, and watches the drama grow. He bans anyone who doesn't sing his song, Just another echo chamber, Oh he is so wrong! (Male Verse 3) He seeks the truth, with a mind so keen, A humble soul, though his wealth unseen. The world of Twitter, throws him shade, His reactions are how his gold is made. (Female Verse 4) He cries of "Wokeness," with a trembling lip, While counting the dollars from every clip. Lives in filth, wakes from odor of dead rats, Just Another grifter wearing the MAGA hat! (Male Verse 5) He speaks his mind, he doesn't hold back. The haters seethe, cope, and cry, But oh asmongold, you just sit back and laugh. Oh why? Oh why? Do the Karens cry? Don't you know you own The whole world and life. (Chorus) Asmon, Asmon, what will he say? Reacting to drama, day by day! The most humble, the most fair, No matter what, He'll never go away! (Male Verse 6) The chat's a ruckus scrolling past, Filled with opinions from all sides. He reads them all and reacts so fast, and pulls up idiots with his all seeing eye. (Female Verse 7) He claims he's just honest, a simple man, But he hates the gays, the bis, and the trans! Another day passes, a racist, a fascist Cheering for genocide! (Male Verse 8) He stands for freedom, in every land, A voice for the voiceless, stands against the endless tide! He battles you karens, with doctor pepper in hand, A beacon of hope, shining like his bald head, ever so bright. (Chorus) Baldemort! Baldemort! The name they fear , they dare not speak his name but call him Hitler, Run and hide, run and hide, that's all they do, Idiots keep crashing out, and private their twitter. (Male vocal, Asmongold, oh Asmongold! You are a force to behold, Let the bald head shine, let the haters seethe, For in your honesty, many find relief.