Oh Tech-lord, won’t you buy me a premium AI? My friends all use Pro plans, I’m still stuck on “try.” I’ve searched all my queries, no tokens to spare, So Tech-lord, won’t you boost me beyond freeware? Oh Tech-lord, won’t you buy me a Gemini Pro? I need deeper answers, with contexts that flow. No time for hallucinations, no vague “it depends,” Just clean, cited outputs, and we’ll see where it ends. Oh Tech-lord, won’t you buy me ChatGPT Plus? My budget is tiny, my projects won’t last Some extra computing, will give me some hope Or else, deadlines are looming, I’ll go to find some rope == note == Last night I was reading an article about artificial intelligence that used the term “the Tech Lords,” and I immediately made the connection with Mercedes Benz. At the same time, I’ve been thinking about subscribing to AI tools lately. I’ve got one browser open so I can “pirate” my partner’s paid ChatGPT account, another browser for Gemini, and so on… so the lyrics just came to me instantly. Of course, once Suno AI generated the song, I liked the “paid version” so I ended up buying a subscription there too, just to get the full track. Exactly what the lyrics are about. Here’s the result, with the new lyrics and a melody inspired by Janis. Enjoy!
