[Intro: drum count-in, fuzz guitar, piano stab] [Verse 1: the obstacles] You used to sit back and watch the shadows on the wall This year you're in the picture, ya don't need no seat at all A mad doctor in the lobby, a werewolf in the aisle Cobwebs on the marquee and a witch with a creepy smile [Pre-Chorus: shouted commands] Run fast! (Go, Go!) Say Boo! (Say Boo?) Don't you look now, they're right behind you! [Chorus: gang vocals] It's an all-night horror show! (All night!) Happy Halloween, here we go! (Let's go!) You're not watching anymore, you're in the frame! All the freaky monsters know your name! It's an all-night horror show! (All night!) Happy Halloween, here we go! (Let's go!) [Verse 2: more obstacles] The screen is cracking open and the colors bleed through A masked man in the woods, he's looking right at you The Red Death's in the ballroom, there's no place to hide And something stitched together wants to take you for his bride! [Pre-Chorus: shouted commands] Dodge left! (Look out!) Duck low! (Oh no!) Grab the nearest thing and throw! [Chorus: gang vocals] It's an all-night horror show! (All night!) Happy Halloween, here we go! (Yo Ho!) All the ghosts and banshees curse your name then the giant mummies chase you right out of the frame! It's an all-night horror show! (All night!) Happy Halloween, here we go! (Let's Fuckin' go!) [Breakdown: piano and handclaps] Look alive boils and ghouls! One more flick to show! [Final Chorus: full band, gang vocals] It's an all-night horror show! (Alright!) Happy Halloween, here we go! (Let's go!) Run fast, say boo, hit the lights, don't blink We made it to the morning, so let's have a drink! It's an all-night horror show! (Yo ho!) Happy Halloween, here we go! (Let's fuckin' go!) [Outro: crashing chord, sax squeal] Happy Halloween!
