On a dark Asuran highway RMTs in the yells Warm smell of urine Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My wallet grew heavy and my AH grew dim I had to transfer my alt There they stood in the Sortie queue All the alts and bots And I was thinking to myself This is some kind of fresh hell Then she lit up a seek flag And she showed me the way There were voices on the discord call I thought I heard them say Welcome to Asura 2025 Such a lovely server (such a lovely server) Such a lovely lockstyle taste Plenty of room at Asura 2025 If you were already there (if you were already there) Last thing I remember I was running for the transfer service I had to find my passage back To the server I was before Relax, said Fujito We are programmed to receive You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
