[Intro] Come along, don’t be afraid, Happy Appy’s here to save the day! Red little face and a permanent grin— Turn up the volume… let the program begin. Verse 1] Found an old tape in a cardboard crate, No title on the label, just a broadcast date. The picture rolled over, then snapped into place, A painted playground and that apple-shaped face. He waved at the camera like he knew my name, Said every little accident was part of the game. The children stood frozen underneath the stage light, While Appy kept laughing like everything was right. [Pre-Chorus] The colors start bleeding, the soundtrack slows, There’s something behind that smile nobody knows. The station went silent, but the tape won’t end— He’s counting down from ten again. [Chorus] Happy, Happy Appy, won’t you smile for me? Teaching little nightmares through the old TV. Happy, Happy Appy, what the hell went wrong? The screen keeps flickering, but you’re still singing on. Cover up the windows, cut the power if you can— That sick little apple has another lesson planned. Happy, Happy Appy, laughing through the static— Everything is fine when the ending turns traumatic. [Verse 2] I followed every rumor to an abandoned set, Dust across the cameras, costumes soaking wet. A name scratched deeply underneath the control— Forenzik left a message: “Appy owns your soul.” Then every dead monitor lit up in a row, Playing missing episodes nobody should know. That plastic grin widened as the speakers blew, “Tonight’s special lesson is especially for you.” I ran for the doorway, but the hallway bent, Each exit led me back where the children’s program went. The applause sign flashed though nobody was there, Then Appy whispered softly, “You forgot to share.” [Pre-Chorus] The colors start bleeding, the soundtrack slows, There’s something behind that smile nobody knows. The station went silent, but the tape won’t end— He’s counting down from ten again. [Chorus] Happy, Happy Appy, won’t you smile for me? Teaching little nightmares through the old TV. Happy, Happy Appy, what the hell went wrong? The screen keeps flickering, but you’re still singing on. Cover up the windows, cut the power if you can— That sick little apple has another lesson planned. Happy, Happy Appy, laughing through the static— Everything is fine when the ending turns traumatic. [Bridge] No, you’re not my teacher. No, you’re not my friend. You’re a damn infection That refuses to end. I smashed every cassette, Watched the black ribbons fall— But his voice came through the television wall: “Accidents happen, so don’t make a fuss… Keep smiling forever—and stay here with us.” [Final Chorus] Happy, Happy Appy, get away from me! I can feel you crawling through the frequency. Happy, Happy Appy, now the signal’s gone— So why can I still hear your twisted little song? Burn out every circuit, pull the cables from the wall— He’ll find another screen, another child, another call. Happy, Happy Appy, laughing through the static— Turn a smile into a nightmare—make the whole world panic! [Outro] Come along, don’t be afraid… Happy Appy saved the day. When the screen goes black tonight, Keep on smiling… Hold on tight. “See you next time.”
