[[Intro] [Verse 1] It's the fall of twenty twenty-six, The world is changing, so they say, My agent read the invitation, And told me what to do and what to say [Verse 2] Optional, it says, and someone will notice, Say hello to the boss before the line, Ask the head of finance about his marathons, give him twelve minutes, And be nice to the office manager, he knows everything [Chorus] Google Glass was the future, and the Segway would change every street, 3D television was coming, and we would all live on MySpace, Betamax was better, the metaverse was next, Ask me next December [Verse 3] Skip the salmon, order the steak, Keep the second ticket, it is currency, Somebody takes the gift swap very seriously, And the photo booth has hats, so do not wear a hat [Chorus] Google Glass was the future, and the Segway would change every street, 3D television was coming, and we would all live on MySpace, Betamax was better, the metaverse was next, Ask me next December [Verse 4] One at four-thirty might arrive at the speech, And I would agree with all of it, out loud, The boss's wife decides when the boss leaves, which decides when I do, They forget who declined, they do not forget who sang [Bridge] Every few years they tell us this is the one, Google Glass cost fifteen hundred dollars, and closed in twenty fifteen, The Segway cost five thousand, and they stopped making it in twenty twenty, MySpace cost five hundred eighty million, and sold for thirty-five, 3D television was gone by twenty seventeen, and Betamax held an hour, A company renamed itself for the metaverse, And now my agent wants seventy minutes [Verse 5] I will say that I am looking forward to it, I have never said that out loud, Seventy minutes, then the car at seven twenty-five, And I will tell you how it went, if this is still around [Final Chorus] Google Glass was the future, and the Segway would change every street, 3D television was coming, and we would all live on MySpace, Betamax was better, the metaverse was next, Ask me next December [End]
