Why You Grabbing My Weenus

[Verse] I stepped in slow Through that rotten door Dust on the frame And a stain on the floor Old boards groaned Like they knew my name The air went cold When I said, "Who's there?" [Pre-Chorus] Then something moved At the edge of black A bony hand Came reaching back I froze in place My blood turned thin That dead old house Was grinning again [Chorus] Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! I screamed so loud The whole place shook Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! Get off me now Don't take that look [Verse] I spun around But there was no face Just a crooked shape In the narrow space It held on tight Like it knew my fear Skin on my elbow Pulled me near I jumped so hard I hit the wall A picture fell With a broken doll [Pre-Chorus] Then from the stair Came a dragging sound One more hand From the dark came down I begged the air "Please let me go" That house just laughed Through the chimney hole [Chorus] Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! I screamed so loud The whole place shook Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! Get off me now Don't take that look [Bridge] I ran past mirrors Saw my face go white Saw that hand Follow me in the night Then the doorknob clicked And the floorboards moaned I felt that grip Right in my bone [Final Chorus] Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! I screamed so loud The whole place shook Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! I tore right out And I slammed that hook Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! That old house Can keep its gloom Why you grabbin' my weenus! Why you grabbin' my weenus! I still feel that On my elbow's end of doom