[Verse 1] We don’t share a bloodline But love made us sisters We ain’t right in the head That’s the God’s honest truth, just ask our misters Now these three sisters Wanted hair extensions and a new wardrobe Our husband said no more So we robbed a liquor store Me and Cindy went in Randa drove the car She left to get McDonald’s Since it wasn’t very far [Chorus] These three sisters love each other with all our hearts We’re all bat shit, crazy can’t be torn apart If you take on one You take on three You buy one nightmare you get two free These three sisters Love each other with all our hearts But these three sisters Sure ain’t very smart [Verse 2] Me and Cindy run out Couldn’t find the car Randa got confused And parked outside a bar So the cops came put me and Cindy in their car Randa saw us from the bar Came running over and joined us in the car [Bridge] Our misters love us Lord they do They take care of us too They had to post bail Or visit us in the county jail Our misters call us cons we’ve got ankle bracelets on And While we await our trial learned to bake a cake , with an file [Chorus] These three sisters love each other with all our hearts We’re all bat shit, crazy can’t be torn apart If you take on one You take on three You buy one nightmare you get two free These three sisters Love each other with all our hearts But these three sister Sure ain’t very smart [Bridge] Our husbands had a fit Cause we had extensions put in So we would look nice In case the judge gave us life The nice judge let us go Said we don’t belong in a jail Cause us three sisters Ain’t the sharpest nails [Final Chorus] These three sisters Love each other with all our hearts three sisters, one heart [Outro] We’ll sign our names and mind the law Then meet for pie at Cindy’s ma’s Three sisters, still a handful Still each other’s favorite call