When I was just a boy. I never had me a goatee, but one day I knew that I was gonna… started tossin the pigskin, started growing some whiskers. Soon I started hearin a ton uh whispers from the beautiful sisters And I know what they’re talking about They’re talking bout (Chorus) The Kelsey goatee Some women think it’s so fancy, It’s not a beard and full it’s trimmed, now the girls say wow look at him He’s got that Kelsey goatee The girlies callin it the K.G. So now it’s the KG… yes the Kelsey goatee, When I go golfin with m boys I try it with some Oakleys (Verse) But my brother, he’s got another POV. Doesn’t want to have a Kelce Goatee, he’s got another a it’s no mystery. It’s a beard because my brother is a little more furry. He’s got a furrier face, with furrier eyebrows and floofier hair that it only makes sense for his hair to be a full beard, which is different than me. I’ve got the KG. I’m Travis Kelce and you know I’ve got the… (Chorus) Kelsey goatee The KG givin girls wet dreams, It’s not a beard and full it’s trimmed, now the girls say wow look at him He’s got that Kelsey goatee Like a beard but more fancy, It’s the KG, yes it’s the Kelsey goatee, I don’t need a full beard, that's weird. (Bridge) The goatee works it gets you really far, It can win you a Super Bowl, it can make you a star, cause with a KG you can be on the cover of fashion magazines like Goatee Glamour and Glamorous Goatee Monthly. Geez . Women really love goatees. (Outro) It’s the Kelsey goatee, The KG is finally free, Like a beard but more fancy, It’s a goatee yes the Kelsey goatee, A little circle of hair around my mouth.
