Airy Fairy Bullshit

[Guitar riff] [verse 1] Clocked in with a sigh, coffee burns like shame She floats in with her moon juice, chanting some name “Be grateful,” she purrs, eyes rolled to the sky While I grind through the gray just to barely get by [pre-chorus] Wears her smile like it's handmade from sage Calls it healing, I call it a cage [chorus] Airy fairy, ohhh, fairy fairy Bullshit, bullshit, airy fairy Breathe it in, let it go Peace and light, status quo Airy fairy, yeah yeah yeah Bullshit blossoms in the air [verse 2] Under fluorescent halos, we nod and pretend She’s sprouting truth like a succulent zen “Give thanks for the struggle,” she says with a beam While I chew on glass in a broken daydream [pre-chorus] She talks about the sunrise like it’s proof we’re free But her third eye’s blind and glued to the screen [chorus] Airy fairy, hum that line Bullshit floating, realigned Vibes are high, minds are numb Chant your way to kingdom come Airy fairy, ohhh, fairy fairy Bullshit, bullshit, sweet and airy [bridge] Raise your voice, we’ll raise a toast To diluted dreams and burnt-out ghosts Say it louder, maybe we’ll all believe Or maybe we’ll just leave [breakdown] Namaste my rage away Preach me numb, chant decay If joy’s a drug, then this is a fix That don’t stick [final chorus] Airy fairy, once again Bullshit echoing in zen Crystal dreams and manic calm Wrapped inside a thank-you psalm Airy fairy, yeah yeah yeah Bullshit wafting like a prayer [outro] Thank you for the trauma, and the coffee’s free Praise the spreadsheet deity