[Verse 1] King says pick your poison, boy, you're gonna die today Fight Nate or pull that lever, there's no other way Two doors stand before you, choose your final breath One's a brutal fight, the other hides its threat [Chorus] Big Scary Nate, a nightmare come to life Nine feet of muscle wrapped in steel spikes Murder in his eyes, jagged blade in hand One look at that monster and you know you’re damned [Verse 2] First man looks at Nate, says “Hell no, not me” Runs to the lever, pulls it desperately Burning oil pours down, melts him where he stands Screaming as he dies by his own shaking hands [Chorus] Big Scary Nate, a nightmare come to life Nine feet of muscle wrapped in steel spikes Murder in his eyes, jagged blade in hand One look at that monster and you know you’re damned [Bridge] Second man watched him die, said “I’ll take my chance with Nate” Grabbed a sword and charged right through the gate Fought like hell for hours, the battle raged so long Crawled out torn and bloody, but he lived to see the dawn [Final Chorus] Big Scary Nate, a nightmare come to life Nine feet of muscle wrapped in steel spikes When the choices are grim, heed these words so clever Better Nate than lever — better Nate than lever! [Instrumental break] Better Nate than lever!