Mid-tempo 70s NYC punk, three chords, buzzsaw downstrokes, dumb-on-purpose chant chorus, about 2 minutes [Count-in] 1-2-3-4! Verse 1 Chuck's on the TV, it's Sunday again Chuck's got a mic and a big, loud grin Chuck says "Fight!" then he runs away Chuck calls it strategy, every day Chorus Fold on the vote, fold on the vote Fold on the vote, Chuck Schumer Fold on the vote, fold on the vote Fold on the vote, Chuck Schumer Verse 2 Maine needs a fighter, he picks a friend Michigan picks, and the friend's the end Mamdani's winning, Chuck's not there Sitting on the fence with a worried stare Chorus Verse 3 Trump breaks the rules, Chuck writes a note Dear Mr. President, please don't gloat Strongly worded letter, off it goes Nothing happens, nobody knows Chorus Outro (chanted, speeding up) Chuck, go home! Chuck, go home! Chuck, go home! Chuck, go home! (abrupt stop)
