Raise a glass to the boys who didn’t chase the crown Fleming, Florey, Chain, Heatley—heroes renowned Found penicillin, broke the chains of death’s grip Gave it to the world, no Pharma cash to sip Alexander saw the mold, said, “This’ll save the day” Howard, Ernst, and Norm scaled it up the right way No patents, no hustle, no greedy little ploys Just a cure for all, not some rich man’s toys But Big Pharma racketeers, with your sky-high pill scams Bleedin’ folks dry while you’re stackin’ up grams These four saved billions, left your greed in the dust While you’re peddlin’ pain, betrayin’ our trust Yo, RFK, four months, what’s the holdup, man? HHS chief, promised fire, but where’s the plan? You swore you’d tame these sharks, make ‘em pay for their sins Yet Pharma’s still laughin’, and the sick never win Our boys could’ve banked, built castles of gold But they chose the helpless, let compassion unfold No spotlight, no swagger, no headlines to chase Just late nights in labs, puttin’ hope in its place Pharma’s out here pushin’ pills at a thousand a pop While families go broke, prayin’ pain’s gonna stop But our heroes’ gift lives in every nurse’s care Free medicine forever—Pharma, you can’t compare Bobby, get it movin’, your clock’s tickin’ fast MAHA’s just talk if you let this mess last You’re preachin’ health freedom, but the system’s still tight Step up or step out—bring the cure to the fight June sixteen’s our day, True Heroes we cheer For the quiet ones who shifted history’s gear Not for Pharma’s leeches or their boardroom parade But the geeks who freed health from your overpriced charade Screw your lobbies, your patents, your profit-soaked schemes These four lit the path to a world full of dreams To nurses, pharmacists, holdin’ hope’s frontline Sing thanks to our kings—their light’ll always shine
