[Intro] (Fast, cheerful fingerpicking; a bright, happy fiddle melody starts) [Opening Line] [Spoken with a big, fake radio-host smile] We have a message from your Maker! [Verse 1] [Upbeat and bouncy] Evil nations, we're here to deliver! God has cursed you underneath your flags Deep inside your war zones, coming home in bags! [Chorus 1] [Soaring, cheerful harmonies] Evil fiends, God hates you for the sins you pursue! Neighbor haters, baby killers, Christ said repent Now why won't you? (Repeat Chorus) Evil fiends, God hates you for the sins you pursue! Neighbor haters, baby killers, Christ said repent Now why won't you? [Bridge] (Fiddle solo - very energetic and "happy") This little church has been sent here to remind you... [Verse 2] [With a "sunny" disposition] Shortly God will audit the talents he gave And looking round the globe right now It's crystal clear that you've been slacking many ways! That you've been slacking many ways... many days... Many days! [Chorus 1] (Big production, clapping sounds in the background) Evil fiends, God hates you for the sins you pursue! Neighbor haters, baby killers, Christ said repent Now why won't you? [Verse 3] (Driving, fast country-rock rhythm) AND we have a message for you "Christians"! Lukewarm liars you must be regarded As the cowards that you truly are Crucifying Jesus DAILY in your hearts! [Chorus 2] (Maximum energy, bright and loud) Evil fiends, God hates you! Ashamed of Christ, You know it's true! Prideful Sinners, Money Grubbers You're ashamed of Christ - well He hates you too! [Chorus 2 Repeat] Evil fiends, God hates you! Ashamed of Christ, You know it's true! Prideful Sinners, Money Grubbers You're ashamed of Christ - well He hates you too! [Outro] (Upbeat "Shave and a Haircut" guitar ending) Many ways! Many days! [Big Finish] [End]
