For ten long years I played those numbers, steady as can be, Same scribbles on the slip each week, a ritual for me. But now they hit—ten million bucks!—I nearly fainted dead, Until I checked my wallet … and the ticket wasn’t there instead. I tore apart my living room, the lamps, the couch, the chair, I even checked the cookie jar that never held a cookie there. My heartbeat thumped like thunder as I searched in disbelief, For losing ten million dollars is a very special kind of grief. CHORUS I checked behind a flibber‑flabber flapping in the air, Then under Grandpa’s rocking chair that wasn’t even there. I searched inside a zig‑zag box that barked just like a fox, Then peeked beneath a dancing clock that moonwalked in its socks. I rummaged through a pickle jar that hummed a jazzy tune, Then chased a flying vacuum that kept orbiting the moon. I questioned every doodle‑beast who claimed to “guard the prize,” But all they did was wink at me with suspicious eyes. VERSE 2 I checked the pantry, checked the porch, the rafters and the floor, I checked a hat I never owned and found three hats more. I checked a bowl of jellybeans that argued with a pear, And a cardboard box that shouted, “Hey! No lottery in here!” I checked a fishbowl on a skateboard rolling through the hall, Where a goldfish wearing goggles yelled, “No ticket here at all!” I checked a teapot on a seesaw balanced on a yak, Who said, “If you hid it here, my friend, you’re never getting it back.” CHORUS I checked behind a flibber‑flabber flapping in the air, Then under Grandpa’s rocking chair that wasn’t even there. I searched inside a zig‑zag box that barked just like a fox, Then peeked beneath a dancing clock that moonwalked in its socks. I rummaged through a pickle jar that hummed a jazzy tune, Then chased a flying vacuum that kept orbiting the moon. I questioned every doodle‑beast who claimed to “guard the prize,” But all they did was wink at me with such suspicious eyes. VERSE 3 I checked a rocket made of jelly mixed with honey flavored jam, Where jellybeans saluted me and shouted, “We yam what we yam!” I checked a lunchbox on a unicycle spinning on one wheel, Balanced by a dancing duck who screamed, “You can’t be real!” I checked a mountaintop of cheese where geese in goggles sneeze, And a shoebox full of socks that whispered, “Try the floorboards, please.” But every place I searched just made my sanity unglue, For losing ten million dollars is a thing you shouldn’t do. CHORUS (FINAL) I checked behind a flibber‑flabber flapping in the air, Then under Grandpa’s rocking chair that wasn’t even there. I searched inside a zig‑zag box that barked just like a fox, Then peeked beneath a dancing clock that moonwalked in its socks. I rummaged through a pickle jar that hummed a jazzy tune, Then chased a flying vacuum that kept orbiting the moon. I questioned every doodle‑beast who claimed to “guard the prize,” But all they did was wink at me with such suspicious leyes. VERSE 4 (ENDING) At last I grabbed my car keys, heading to my lawyer’s place, With losing tickets stacked so high they nearly hid my face. I reached into my pocket for the keys with trembling knees… And there it was—the winning ticket—crumpled right behind my keys.