[Verse 1] Tee it up Here we go Eric’s talkin’ trash Grinnin’ low Grip it Rip it Off it flies Sideways Backwards Big surprise (hey!) [Chorus] Golfing with Eric is pure entertainment Every swing a wild event He goes hard on every hole But he plays smart on his stroke-holes Yeah Golfing with Eric is pure entertainment You want him on your side My friend [Verse 2] Ball in the rough Ivy thick He’s like “Watch this little trick” Poison ivy hates his skin But you still want him in your spin (oh yeah) [Chorus] Golfing with Eric is pure entertainment Every swing a wild event He goes hard on every hole But he plays smart on his stroke-holes Yeah Golfing with Eric is pure entertainment You want him on your side My friend [Bridge] Scorecard math He’s countin’ slow Winks and shrugs “Guess we’ll never know” Laugh so hard that you can’t stand straight Who cares what you shoot today? [Chorus] Golfing with Eric is pure entertainment Every swing a wild event He goes hard on every hole But he plays smart on his stroke-holes Yeah Golfing with Eric is pure entertainment You want him to be your friend You want him to be your friend
