[Intro] Hear that? That's Christmas spirit gettin' buried under a mountain of gold Old Scrooge used to count coins because he didn't know any better What's your excuse? One two three four! [Verse] Snow falls down but the shutters stay closed Stackin' up coins while the whole town froze Got a heart full of locks and a basement of gold Call it success when the pockets explode The market's down but the people need help They're hugging their fortune and worshipping wealth Sittin' on cash in a zombie economy Starving the village while preaching prosperity [Pre-Chorus] Hey hey hey, look who's dragging chains Not the zombies stumbling through the graveyard lanes They're moaning less than these boardroom kings Counting every sovereign till the church bell rings [Chorus] Zombie MiZers, Zombie MiZers! Countin' gold, on Christmas night! Zombie MiZers, Zombie MiZers! Scrooge got wise, why can't you get it right? They hoard, they hoard, they hoard all day! Real zombies got more love anyway! Hey! [Verse] Got three more houses and a fourth on hold Still chasing numbers like they're digging for gold Another shiny trophy another luxury toy Buying up everything except a little joy They crawl through stores with a vacant stare Pile up treasures but there's nobody there A mountain of stuff and a soul on mute Running on impulse in an expensive suit [Pre-Chorus] Hey hey hey, what a funny scene Every cart overflowing every face routine Brains ain't the thing that they're after now It's another little number they can brag about [Chorus] Zombie MiZers, Zombie MiZers! Countin' gold, on Christmas night! Zombie MiZers, Zombie MiZers! Scrooge got wise, why can't you get it right? They hoard, they hoard, they hoard all day! Real zombies got more love anyway! Hey! [Ad Libs] Woo! Look at 'em count! Look at 'em count! Ha ha ha! [Bridge] A zombie shares whatever hand he can raise A zombie ain't worried about quarterly gains A zombie don't care if your stocks go high He's dancing through Christmas beneath winter skies He's got no vault, no offshore plan No spreadsheet kingdom, no corporate scam No buried treasure, no dragon's lair Yet somehow he's got a whole lot more to share Ebenezer's ghost is shaking his head Kid I learned my lesson, what are you doing instead Even old Scrooge finally opened the door These chrome plated MiZers still keep wanting more [Choir Backing Vocals] More! More! More! [Final Chorus] Zombie MiZers, Zombie MiZers! Countin' gold, on Christmas night! Zombie MiZers, Zombie MiZers! Scrooge got wise, why can't you get it right? They hoard, they hoard, they hoard all day! Real zombies got more love anyway! Hey! Zombie MiZers, Zombie MiZers! Countin' gold, on Christmas night! Zombie MiZers, Zombie MiZers! Scrooge got wise, why can't you get it right? [Outro] Still counting? It's Christmas Eve, baby The zombies are out there singing carols Sharing hearts Sharing laughs Sharing whatever weird zombie magic zombies got And you? You're counting coin number six million three hundred forty two Ha! Even Scrooge quit before you did Merry Christmas, Zombie MiZers! Keep counting
