Verse 1 On November eight, twenty-sixteen, Putin played chess on a twelve-D screen. With a pee tape plot and a TV star, He crowned his pawn in the White House czar. Manchurian moves, real estate dreams, Kompromat schemes bursting at the seams. Mind control memes, just a hundred bucks, Facebook Jesus got the voters stuck. Chorus Oh, Russiagate, the tale they weave, A Cold War reboot, you better believe! From Mueller’s army to the media’s spin, The walls are closing, but the truth don’t win. Sing it loud, let the story unfold, Ignorance is strength, or so we’re told! Verse 2 No hacks, no leaks, but the DNC cried, “Russia rigged it all!”—and the media lied. Sanctions up, diplomats out the door, Arms to Ukraine, NATO begging for more. Venezuela coup, INF treaty gone, Putin’s grand plan keeps rolling along. The #Resistance cheers, with their heroes so bold, Disgraced attorneys and lies retold. Chorus Oh, Russiagate, the tale they weave, A Cold War reboot, you better believe! From Mueller’s army to the media’s spin, The walls are closing, but the truth don’t win. Sing it loud, let the story unfold, Ignorance is strength, or so we’re told! Bridge Saint Mueller marched with his forty-strong crew, Subpoenas, warrants, and a partridge or two. “Troubling news,” he said, with a furrowed brow, “He’s not a Russian asset… but we know somehow!” The media shrugged, “Post-truth’s the game, Democracy’s dark, but we’ll fan the flame.” Neo-neocons and neolib friends, Cheer for war as the world descends. Verse 3 MSM brought you WMD lies, Gaddafi’s viagra, black holes in the skies. Now Putin’s puppet, that orange Cheeto man, Leads us to the brink with a nuclear plan. Dissenters purged in a neo-McCarthy spree, If you doubt the tale, you’re no patriot, see? Love truth, rainbows, and the Fourth of July? Swallow the story, never ask why. Chorus Oh, Russiagate, the tale they weave, A Cold War reboot, you better believe! From Mueller’s army to the media’s spin, The walls are closing, but the truth don’t win. Sing it loud, let the story unfold, Ignorance is strength, or so we’re told! Outro Brought to you by the DNC’s friends, MSMBS, where the truth always bends. Rachel Maddow’s fund, Clinton’s next run, CIA whispers, “The job’s well done.” So raise your flag, don’t question the lore, Or you’re a bot troll they’ll censor for sure. Sing the anthem, let the story take hold, Ignorance is strength—forever retold!
