He puts his head against mine, And wakes me with small, insistent sounds. I blink and I’m just awake enough to know, Last night’s date was a clown show. Yeah, he rolls over, his paws in the air, He’s not mansplaining Marx, he doesn't care. He’s not asking to go, not yet, He’s just asking for what he can’t forget: Oh, what a relief at the start of each day. Oh, what a tiny, honest price I get to pay. "Tell me you love me," he says, "Tell me how you love me. You’re not a needy Beta, You will never be alone." Yeah, "Tell me you love me," he says, "Tell me how you love me!" Say it loud, say it proud, Tell me again, and again, and again! I walked in the door past one, The air in the flat still sticky and glum. He said the problem was all the Blue Pilled sheep, He called my career ambition "low-key cheap." He said women have it easy, but he knows the score. He mentioned his TFR and then asked for more! But then my good boy curls around me, I feel my heart swell and weep. Yeah, it’s the love that never sleeps. Oh, how delicious at the start of the day. Oh, what a tiny, honest price I get to pay. JUST A WALK! "Tell me you love me," he says, "Tell me how you love me! You’re not a bitter FASCIST, You will never be alone." Yeah, "Tell me you love me," he says, "Tell me how you love me, yeah! Say it loud, say it proud, Tell me again, and again, and again!" The kindest love I ever knew was loud and free, But his big block head, yeah, he's just for me. He just needs my hand around him before he can sleep. The world's a sewer and the dates are cheap, But you, my dog, are the real elite! So I tell him again, and again, and again... Tell me you love me, he says... NO SECRET AGENDA! Tell me how you love me. NO WEIRD "BLACK PILL" DESPAIR! I will always be here... OOOH LOOK COOKIES! You will never be alone! Tell me how you love me! You’re not some angry Incel! Tell me how! Again and again! Again and again! Again and again! WOOF! WOOF! YEAH OOOOH!
