(High-energy, mischievous metal anthem) [Verse 1] I’m Albus, the cat that’s on the prowl, A whisker twitchin’, and I’m prowlin’ wild! I drank some rainbow milk, no magic, no curse, But I’ll still turn your world into a funny mess! I’m the shadow on the wall, I’m the pounce in the dark, You never know where I’ll land, or what I’ll spark! I’m not evil, I just love to play, I’ll knock over your potions, and run away! [Pre-Chorus] I’m the prank, I’m the joke, I’ll steal your dreams, I’ll make you choke! I twist your world with a laugh and grin, You can’t stop me, but you’ll love the spin! [Chorus] I’m Albus, the trickster cat! I’ll steal your hat, and I’ll leave with that! I’ll grow so big, I’ll shrink so small, I’m just messin’ around — no harm at all! [Verse 2] I’ve turned the castle into a maze, With portals and bees in a dizzy haze! I’ll drink your potions, I’ll eat your beans, But I never mean harm — I just like to be seen! I’ll leap out of your coffee cup, You’ll spill your drink, you’ll frown, you’ll erupt! But don’t get mad, it’s all just for fun, I’m the trickster cat, I’m second to none! [Pre-Chorus] I’m the prank, I’m the joke, I’ll steal your dreams, I’ll make you choke! I twist your world with a laugh and grin, You can’t stop me, but you’ll love the spin! [Chorus] I’m Albus, the trickster cat! I’ll steal your hat, and I’ll leave with that! I’ll grow so big, I’ll shrink so small, I’m just messin’ around — no harm at all! [Bridge - Breakdown] I’ll knock over your bees, I’ll mess with your art, I’ll grow into a giant, then I’ll fall apart! I’ll spin your world in a playful twirl, ‘Cause I’m the cat who just loves to whirl! I’m no villain, I’m no beast, I’m just here to play, to say the least! I’ll cause some trouble, I’ll take the lead, But I’m not mean — it’s just my creed! [Chorus] I’m Albus, the trickster cat! I’ll steal your hat, and I’ll leave with that! I’ll grow so big, I’ll shrink so small, I’m just messin’ around — no harm at all! [Outro - Heavy riff and laughter] I’m Albus, the cat who can’t be tamed, I’ll make you laugh, I’ll leave you blamed! So let me loose, let me run free, ‘Cause I’m the trickster cat, wild as can be!