[intro] There was a folder on the drive And the drive was barely live And the little blue wheel went round and round While the fan made an anxious sound [verse 1] And in the folder There was a file It’s the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [verse 2] And in the file There was a script It’s the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [verse 3] And in the script There was a function It’s the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [chorus] Oh no, no no Don’t run that now Oh no, no no We don’t know how Back it up Zip it down Rename it twice And pass it round [verse 4] And in the function Was a variable It’s the variable in the function And the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [verse 5] And in the variable Was a value It’s the value in the variable And the variable in the function And the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [verse 6] And in the value Was an error It’s the error in the value And the value in the variable And the variable in the function And the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [chorus] Oh no, no no Don’t run that now Oh no, no no We don’t know how Patch it up Push it down Mark it fixed And pass it round [verse 7] And in the error Was a log It’s the log in the error And the error in the value And the value in the variable And the variable in the function And the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [verse 8] And from the log Came a ticket It’s the ticket from the log And the log in the error And the error in the value And the value in the variable And the variable in the function And the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [bridge] Then somebody said “Have you tried rebooting?” Somebody said “Can you send a screenshot?” Somebody said “I think it’s permissions” Somebody said “Let’s add it to the spreadsheet” The spreadsheet? [verse 9] And in the ticket Was a meeting It’s the meeting in the ticket And the ticket from the log And the log in the error And the error in the value And the value in the variable And the variable in the function And the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [verse 10] And in the meeting Was a spreadsheet It’s the spreadsheet in the meeting And the meeting in the ticket And the ticket from the log And the log in the error And the error in the value And the value in the variable And the variable in the function And the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [final chorus] Oh no, no no Don’t open that now Oh no, no no We don’t know how Back it up Zip it down Rename it twice And pass it round Oh no, no no The fix is gone Oh no, no no But the call goes on [breakdown] And in the spreadsheet Was a macro And in the macro Was a payload And from the payload Came a beacon And from the beacon Came a callback And from the callback Came a crash It’s the crash from the callback And the callback from the beacon And the beacon from the payload And the payload in the macro And the macro in the spreadsheet And the spreadsheet in the meeting And the meeting in the ticket And the ticket from the log And the log in the error And the error in the value And the value in the variable And the variable in the function And the function in the script And the script in the file And the file in the folder And the folder on the drive And the drive was barely live While the little blue wheel went round [outro] And in the crash Was another folder And in that folder Was another file And in that file Was another script That nobody should open [end]
