Stink Lagoon

tropical rock, catchy, Caribbean music, steel drum, uptempo, ukulele, slide guitar, steel drum, drunken escapism, sing-along, beach vibe

[Female Vocal]
My denim vest’s got a salt crust stain,
Hair blowin’ sweet with a septic tang,
Toes in the foam where the storm drains meet,
Oh baby, paradise smells like feet.

[Chorus] [Female Vocal]
Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow,
Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow.
Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom,
Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom.
Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon—
Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon!
Stink lagoon, stink lagoon!
You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon.

[Verse] [Male Vocal]
There’s a crab with one eye and a suspicious glow,
Winks from a puddle where the sludge don’t flow.
We lounge by a tire full of moldy foam,
She laughs and belches — I feel at home.

[Male Vocal]
She calls me “handsome,” throws seaweed at my face,
While I write her poems in the oyster waste.
She smells like bourbon and gasoline…
My gutter muse, my sewer-stream queen.

[Chorus – Female and Male Vocals]
Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow,
Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow.
Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom,
Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom.
Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon—
Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon!
Stink lagoon, stink lagoon!
You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon.

[Bridge] [spoken word]
[Woman] “Hey buddy, pass me that bottle — the one floatin’ in the foam.”
[Man]  “That’s a diaper!”
[Woman] “…Eh, close enough.”

[Break] [Steel drum solo]

[Verse]
[Male vocal]
She kicks up the muck, I flap in the goo,
We’re makin’ a mess, but we don’t have a clue.
The tide’s full of trash and the sky’s full of stink,
But we’ll dance ‘til we’re dizzy — and drink ‘til we sink!

[Female vocal]
The foam’s got a fizz, and the sand’s full of grime,
But Dookie and Scuzz are havin’ a time.
No rules, no shame, just the muck and the fun,
We’re plungin’ in gunk ‘til the night is done!

[Chorus] [Energetic Female Vocal]
Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow,
Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow.
Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom,
Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom.
Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon—
Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon!
Stink lagoon, stink lagoon!
You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon.

[Outro] [Repeating chorus Fades Out)

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[Verse] [Female Vocal] Well I found me a cove where the pelicans curse, The sand smells like cheese and the beer makes it worse, Dookie's perched high on a sun-bleached sign, Sippin' Wild Turkey, feelin’ just fine. [Female Vocal] My denim vest’s got a salt crust stain, Hair blowin’ sweet with a septic tang, Toes in the foam where the storm drains meet, Oh baby, paradise smells like feet. [Chorus] [Female Vocal] Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom, Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. [Verse] [Male Vocal] There’s a crab with one eye and a suspicious glow, Winks from a puddle where the sludge don’t flow. We lounge by a tire full of moldy foam, She laughs and belches — I feel at home. [Male Vocal] She calls me “handsome,” throws seaweed at my face, While I write her poems in the oyster waste. She smells like bourbon and gasoline… My gutter muse, my sewer-stream queen. [Chorus – Female and Male Vocals] Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom, Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. [Bridge] [spoken word] [Woman] “Hey buddy, pass me that bottle — the one floatin’ in the foam.” [Man] “That’s a diaper!” [Woman] “…Eh, close enough.” [Break] [Steel drum solo] [Verse] [Male vocal] She kicks up the muck, I flap in the goo, We’re makin’ a mess, but we don’t have a clue. The tide’s full of trash and the sky’s full of stink, But we’ll dance ‘til we’re dizzy — and drink ‘til we sink! [Female vocal] The foam’s got a fizz, and the sand’s full of grime, But Dookie and Scuzz are havin’ a time. No rules, no shame, just the muck and the fun, We’re plungin’ in gunk ‘til the night is done! [Chorus] [Energetic Female Vocal] Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom, Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. [Outro] [Repeating chorus Fades Out)

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