[Verse 1] When did your car horn start to speak? NEVER? Then why the fuck do you use it that way? I don’t think I’ve ever heard it say, “Fuck you!” That’s what I’m saying, you fucking tool! [Verse 2] You’re an asshole, you’ve got zero patience, I know, But for fuck’s sake, you’re delayed one second, and you blow! You’re in such a hurry to get nowhere, One little delay, and your horn fills the air! [Verse 3] You’re probably the same asshole who never signals lanes, Get a fucking grip, moron, you’re such a pain! Someone takes a second, and you lose your mind, Like everybody owes you every second of their time! [Chorus – Explosive Female Southern Rock] BEEP! BEEP! What the fuck is wrong with you? Someone takes a second, and you don’t know what to do! HONK! HONK! Does that make you feel tough? For fuck’s sake, asshole, we’ve all had enough! The world doesn’t revolve around your precious time, So take your fucking hand off that horn and get in line! [Verse 4] The light turns green, you don’t even count to two, You’re already on that horn like there’s nothing else to do! Maybe someone’s thinking, maybe they didn’t see, But you’re acting like a second is a fucking tragedy! [Bridge – Spoken, Mocking] Oh, I’m sorry! Did someone waste ONE SECOND of your precious life? Oh, you poor fucking thing! Should we call somebody? Maybe get you some therapy? Or here’s a thought… LEARN SOME FUCKING PATIENCE! [Final Chorus – Full Power] BEEP! BEEP! What the fuck is wrong with you? Someone takes a second, and you don’t know what to do! HONK! HONK! Does that make you feel tough? For fuck’s sake, asshole, we’ve all had enough! The world doesn’t revolve around your precious time, So take your fucking hand off that horn and get in line! [Outro – Spoken, Deadpan] You know what? Your horn works. Congratulations. Now try working on your fucking patience!
