[Intro — spoken, raspy snake voice] Oy! Since ya gots no head, I’ll be yer eyes! Now stop punchin’ the air— Oh wait… ya don’t have ears either. [Verse 1] Down in the swamp where the fog rolls thick, There’s a monk with no noggin and a powerful kick. He can’t see trouble, but he feels it through the ground, Then he punches so hard that the trees fall down. A snake in a bandana said, “Mate, this won’t do, Ya need a pair of eyes and I’m chargin’ you.” Now he rides on his shoulders like a scaly little scarf, Yellin’ battle plans that don’t make it past the half. [Pre-Chorus] One slap left! Two slaps right! Bite means duck! Coil means fright! He can’t hear a single word, But somehow wins the fight! [Chorus] No head, no problem! No eyes, no fear! Got a snake on his shoulders screamin’ in his ear! No mouth, no answer! No ears, no clue! But when evil starts swingin’, he’ll rearrange you! No head, no problem! Fists like thunder! Snake says “left!” and he punches under! Swamp bells ring and the bad guys drop, The headless fist don’t know when to stop! [Verse 2] Troll came stompin’ with a club made of bone, Snake yelled, “Duck!” but he was already prone. Then the monk spun up with a silent uppercut, Sent that troll flyin’ straight into a hut. Bandits tried sneakin’ through the old bell gate, Thought a headless man was an easy plate. Then he cracked his knuckles, took a sideways stance, Now they’re all unconscious in a muddy little dance. [Pre-Chorus] Tail slap left! Tail slap right! Panic bite! Oh goodnight! He missed three times, But the fourth hit rewrites your life! [Chorus] No head, no problem! No eyes, no fear! Got a snake on his shoulders screamin’ in his ear! No mouth, no answer! No ears, no clue! But when evil starts swingin’, he’ll rearrange you! No head, no problem! Fists like thunder! Snake says “left!” and he punches under! Swamp bells ring and the bad guys drop, The headless fist don’t know when to stop! [Bridge — snake solo, comedic] I said left, ya cabbage-brained legend! Left! LEFT! That’s a wall! That’s another wall! How are ya winnin’?! HOW ARE YA WINNIN’?! [Breakdown — chant] Can’t see! Still fights! Can’t hear! Still right! Snake shouts! Monk swings! Evil hears the swamp bells ring! Can’t see! Still fights! Can’t hear! Still right! Snake shouts! Monk swings! Here comes the headless king! [Final Chorus] No head, no problem! No eyes, no fear! Got a snake on his shoulders screamin’ in his ear! No mouth, no answer! No ears, no clue! But when evil starts swingin’, he’ll rearrange you! No head, no problem! Fists like thunder! Snake says “left!” and he punches under! Swamp bells ring and the bad guys drop, The headless fist don’t know when to stop! [Outro — spoken, snake voice] Right, listen close— Oh. Right. Fine then. Punch everything until the curse gives up.
