(verse) I was sitting in my room on a Saturday night When I got a phone call from Dr. Frankenstein He didn't even ask if I had any plans, He said get to my lab just as fast as you can Well I threw on some clothes and I got it there quick The doctor said he taught his monster a brand new trick Then he closed the door behind me and turn the lights down low and his monster got down on his knees and started to blow (chorus) Frankenstein's monster went mouth crazy on me he gave me pleasure that I won't soon forget Yes Frankenstein's monster went mouth crazy on me And I haven't stopped thinking about it yet Plenty of good eye contact, gentle with the balls He blew me with the force of an open ocean squall Frankenstein's monster went mouth crazy on me And I'll never be the same again (verse) After he was finished, and we were cuddling I said I figured blowjobs would be more a vampire's thing he laughed and said that dracula indeed knows how to suck and a hand job from the wolfman gave the most bang for the buck the mummy ain't no dummy when it comes to eating ass but none of them hold a candle to my oral master class (chorus) Frankenstein's monster went mouth crazy on me He really went to town on my meat Frankenstein's monster went mouth crazy on me it really was a Herculean feat He drained me, I was empty He sent me home dry With a song in my heart And tears in my eyes Frankenstein's monster went mouth crazy on me And I'll never be the same again (spoken word outro) holy shit, folks. Frankenstein's monster. Who would've guessed? But damned if that flat top neck bolt motherfucker couldn't suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. I busted so hard and he swallowed every drop of it y'all. Dr. Frankenstein filmed the whole thing, which I thought was weird, but whatever. It was still worth it!
