[intro] once was oh so regular now i can’t feel my butt cheeks are crying my insides dying and there’s no denying i’m gonna crack this throne I pray my bowels don’t explode oh no [verse 1] i push and i push and nothing comes out ohhhh lord i pray this demon gets out it’s been days and days since i last pooped everytime i push I only get a toot gonna lose ten pounds once I dump [chorus] I got a belly full of poop that don’t wanna come out that don’t wanna come out there’s a rumble in my tummy that’s getting real loud Gas so smelly it wouldn’t make my mama proud or lord help me please help me get this turd out [verse 2] My baby’s nose hairs getting burnt from the steam lingering from brewing this beef stew you wouldn’t believe it’s been days since I could poo ewww my tummy’s so bloated it hurts to move when I finally answer nature’s call it will smell like an apocalypse the decaying aromas gonna make my dog sick hope my baby sticks with me through thick and thin i’m in a battle with a turd I’m not gonna win all the hi cheese I ate is my biggest sin [solo] [chorus] I got a belly full of poop that don’t wanna come out that don’t wanna come out there’s a rumble in my tummy that’s getting real loud Gas so smelly it wouldn’t make my mama proud or lord help me please help me get this turd out [bridge] it’s gonna feel like I birthed the baby Jesus oh lordy lordy lord i’m praying on my knees please help me pass this turd in one piece don’t wanna spend my life wiping my caboose clean [chorus] I got a belly full of poop that don’t wanna come out there’s a rumble in my tummy that’s getting real loud Gas so smelly it wouldn’t make my mama proud or lord help me please help me get this turd out [outro] oh lordy lord my heinie is gonna be sore don’t wanna hold this caca in my belly anymore my belly’s roaring lord help me pinch a loaf
