[Verse 1] When-a da evening sun she go down on da lake And da book-a club is waiting for a little taste of grace Dere is one-a name on every tongue from Milano to da shore Giuseppe's Gelato — what are you waiting for? [Chorus] Giuseppe's Gelato! Imported-a, rich, and-a sweet! Half a gallon of perfection! A taste you cannot-a defeat! Giuseppe's Gelato! Da pistachio cream! Sixty dollari never tasted so supreme! [Verse 2] Karen-a she did her presentation on da Renaissance-a But da real-a art was melting on our tongues-a Creamy, nutty, cold-a like da morning frost-a One-a spoon in and you are already lost-a! [Chorus] Giuseppe's Gelato! Imported-a, rich, and-a sweet! Half a gallon of perfection! A taste you cannot-a defeat! Giuseppe's Gelato! Da pistachio cream! Sixty dollari never tasted so supreme! [Bridge] Giuseppe's Gelato is intended for recreational consumption only. Do not store near smart appliances. Do not leave unattended in shared freezers. Giuseppe's is not responsible for marital disputes, couch-based sleeping arrangements, or any whiteboard-related incidents arising from the disappearance of product. In the event of accidental frame-job, please contact your local IT professional. Enjoy responsibly. [Outro] Giuseppe's Gelato... The pistachio dream...
