[Verse 1] Got a C in math Dropped out twice Still sittin’ front row Of my own damn life Ball cap crooked But the bills stay paid Got an AI buddy Doin’ half my brain [Verse 2] I play dumb at the shop Askin’ “What’s that thing?” Old boys laugh Say, “Kid, you don’t know a thing” I nod, take notes On a napkin stain Next week that doodle Got a patent in my name [Chorus] I’m just some dude with half a brain and an AI Sippin’ beer, pressin’ buttons while the rest of y’all try Y’all work smart, work hard, I just… hit “why?” Actin’ like a fool while the money walks by I’m just some dude with half a brain and an AI [Verse 3] Askin’ dumb questions At the hardware store “What if this bolt Did a little bit more?” Clerk rolls his eyes Says, “Son, that’s wrong” Six months later He’s usin’ what I own [Bridge] I say, “Hey, little robot, what if we twist this?” It spits ten ways I can cash that wish I ain’t the sharpest knife In this rusty drawer But I know how to open A brand-new door [Chorus] [Chorus]
