Hi! I'm your cache. You may not remember me... But I remember you. I keep little memories Safe for rainy days Every page you ever built Tucked safely away You call it outdated I call it care I'm only trying To always be there You changed one line Then hit save Expected me To just behave You hit refresh You frowned at me I smiled and said "Efficiency!" Milliseconds matter That's my happy place I saved a little time for you With my friendly cache Cache me outside How 'bout that? I saved your favorite version Imagine that! Cache me outside One more refresh I remembered everything So you don't have to stress Cache me outside Don't be mad I'm preserving The best you've had You cleared the browser Flushed Redis too Deleted every cookie Aww... Good for you. You purged the CDN Restarted twice I waved hello "Surprise!" You said "That version's broken" I said "I saved it! You're welcome." Every optimization Comes from love I keep a little copy Just because Cache me outside How 'bout that? I saved the old one too Just in case Cache me outside Hit F5 Version Five Is still alive Cache me outside Take a seat Your favorite CSS Still looks sweet You cleared the browser I stayed. You flushed Redis I waved. You emptied Docker Still here. You rebooted everything Hi again! [Developer] "I FIXED IT!" [Cache] "I know! I saved the old one too." [Developer] "I didn't ask you to." [Cache] "I know....You're welcome!" Cache me outside How 'bout that? I remembered everything Imagine that! Cache me outside Round and round Fast enough To slow you down Cache me outside Don't complain Without little old me You'd wait all day Cache me outside How 'bout that? I'm only trying To help Served from cache. You're welcome.
