[INTRO — LOW CHANT] Dum-dum-dum-dum… Dum-dum-dum-dum… Ovulation… Round and round and around we go… PMS… Round and round and around we go… Aunt Flo… Girl, where you been?! [AD-LIB] She ain't got no bail money! [HOOK — CHANT] Round, round, round we go, Round, round, round we go! Ovulation! Luteal! PMS! Round, round, round we go! [AD-LIBS] Girl, here we go! Not again! Oh, hell naw! Somebody check the calendar! [VERSE 1 — OVULATION] Ovulation got me feeling myself, Skin looking good, put the lotion on the shelf. Glow so hard, I don't need no filter, Feeling real cute, walking past the mirror. Flirty little smile, Little extra sway, I might send a risky text I won't send today. Feeling like a goddess, Feeling like a queen, Everything is sexy, Everything is clean. [AD-LIB] WHO IS SHE?! [VERSE CONTINUES] Then I check my phone… Nothing. Ovulation won't even get me a text back! [AD-LIB] Girl, WHAT?! [HOOK] Round, round, round we go, Round, round, round we go! Ovulation! Luteal! PMS! Round, round, round we go! [VERSE 2 — LUTEAL] Luteal phase pulled up, Now I'm losing my mind. Got a list ten pages long, Can't do number nine. Laundry on the floor, Dishes in the sink, Got so many thoughts I don't even wanna think. Anxiety said, "Hey girl, what's good?" I said, "NOTHING!" She said, "Exactly. You should." [AD-LIB] WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS?! I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm bloated, I'm pressed. PMS don't pay the rent, PMS don't buy the groceries, PMS don't wash the dishes— [AD-LIB] BUT PMS SURE GOT OPINIONS! [HOOK] Round, round, round we go, Round, round, round we go! Ovulation! Luteal! PMS! Round, round, round we go! [VERSE 3 — PMS / HULK] Now PMS walked in And Hulk came with her. I'm trying to be nice, But my patience got thinner. Don't touch me. Don't call me. Don't ask me what's wrong. And please don't chew In my vicinity too long. [AD-LIB] WHY YOU CHEWING LIKE THAT?! My back hurts, My boobs hurt, My stomach hurts too. Everybody in this house Is getting on my nerves— INCLUDING YOU! [AD-LIB] Sorry, baby. I love you. Now GO. I'm descending into hell, Fire under my feet, And somebody just asked me "What's for dinner?" [AD-LIB] YOU GOT TWO HANDS! [HOOK] Round, round, round we go, Round, round, round we go! Ovulation! Luteal! PMS! Round, round, round we go! [BRIDGE — MEN] If men only knew What women go through, They wouldn't last a day In our shoes. Blue-ball blues? [AD-LIB] PLEASE. You got a stomachache? [AD-LIB] CALL SOMEBODY. We got hormones, Cramps, Mood swings, And blood! And we're still expected To show up looking good. [AD-LIB] WHERE'S MY BAIL MONEY?! [VERSE 4 — AUNT FLO] Then Aunt Flo finally comes Knocking at the door. DING-DONG! [AD-LIB] WHO IS IT?! It's the devil. [AD-LIB] OH, GREAT. Here come the cramps, Here come the pain, Here comes the heating pad Once again. But underneath the torture, There's one thing I know— [BUILD] Thank God I'm not pregnant… Thank God I'm not pregnant… THANK GOD I'M NOT PREGNANT! [AD-LIB] WOOOOOO! [VERSE CONTINUES] I'm bleeding, I'm cramping, I'm laying on my side, But somehow all that crazy Just got quiet inside. It's torture! It's relief! It's fire! It's peace! Aunt Flo ain't got no bail money, But at least she brought release! [AD-LIB] SHE BROUGHT RELIEF! [FINAL VERSE — FORTY] Then you turn forty… Girl, that's a plot twist. Same cycle, But now the hormones got a new list. One minute I'm a flower, Next minute I'm the Hulk. One minute I'm crying, Next minute I'm like— [AD-LIB] WHO ATE MY FOOD?! I'm raising these kids, Trying to get them grown, Trying to build my life, Trying to find my own. Trying to find love, Trying to love me, Trying to figure out Who I'm supposed to be. And every damn month My body says, [AD-LIB] "CLASS IS IN SESSION!" [FINAL CHANT] Ovulation! ROUND AND ROUND WE GO! Luteal! ROUND AND ROUND WE GO! PMS! ROUND AND ROUND WE GO! Aunt Flo! ROUND AND ROUND WE GO! Glow! Cry! Flirt! Fight! Bleed! Relief! DO IT AGAIN! [OUTRO — WHISPERED CHANT] Dum-dum-dum-dum… Dum-dum-dum-dum… PMS don't pay the rent… Ovulation won't text back… Aunt Flo didn't bring bail money… And somehow… WE STILL GOTTA GO TO WORK. [AD-LIB] Girl, I'm tired. [FINAL HIT] ROUND AND ROUND WE GO!
